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Few Demotivational Poster


MARINES -


TAGS: the few the proud
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Kazon68 - June 20, 2011, 10:08 pm
Ooh-Rah!! Well said!


CUTENESS -


TAGS: cute dirty mind animal few
Rating: 4.8/5

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Reality Lord - December 15, 2011, 5:48 pm

lolz...nicely done.
gas - December 15, 2011, 3:55 pm
hahahaha.. true story


THINKING -


TAGS: think few engage
Rating: 4.83/5

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Verdeckt - September 30, 2011, 7:08 am
You should post this on Philosphy Wall too..


MY DAUGHTER - She WILL be home by curfew




United States Marine Corps -




LIFE IS NOT -


TAGS: regrets assignment i ve had a few too few too mention but i live a free life
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

hangmanheadphones - September 20, 2010, 12:45 pm
I bow to a master. Now I'm off to get this in a tatoo on the side of my face.
Roadkill - May 21, 2010, 1:37 am
Bloody awesome.
spacedog - April 20, 2010, 9:09 pm
Totally amsome phydeaux! 5Ls.
phydeaux - April 20, 2010, 3:27 pm
Praise from my betters. My day is now complete. I bow, and thank you all.
Faceplant31 - April 20, 2010, 11:13 am
That fukcing bada$$ Fido!!! 5L and fav'd!!!!!!!
R.S.Jake - April 20, 2010, 10:41 am
Wow! Just Wow! I do not regret giving you 5 for this Phy.
CANADA - April 20, 2010, 2:11 am
now thats agreat one! 5L


HANGIN' WITH MOTHER TERESA -




VACATIONS -


TAGS: girls just want have fun or you just leave a few locals with great memory
Rating: 3.41/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

twitchdoom - January 16, 2012, 7:02 am
WINNING!
agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 8:04 pm
No bubbles.... so, she's not drinking it. However, I'm more concerned about the salt & vinegar pringles... is she "cleansing" with those?


NOAH WYLE AS A MARINE - Because Gomer F**king Pyle wasn't available.




AHA! -


TAGS: explains a few things
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - August 29, 2013, 8:24 am
Yeah, the purple food coloring in my shampoo was a nice touché. I was rather proud of her for that.
Greeny - August 29, 2013, 5:28 am
...and costly
GaryO - August 28, 2013, 3:20 pm
Ya have to have heard the splash and shriek of a woman sitting on a lidless hopper to appreciate the humor. It’s hilarious.
GaryO - August 28, 2013, 3:19 pm
I only go in there to lift up the lid. It’s the next phase of marriage. We’re in the I’m so old I can’t bear to turn on the bathroom light in the middle of the night and see what I look like naked, phase.
steve1961 - August 28, 2013, 2:15 pm
When did you start using a bathroom instead of a tree or hydrant? When did you get so uppity?
GaryO - August 28, 2013, 10:00 am
The facial scalding from the pot of boiling carrots, and spatula lines on your forehead will be completely gone by next month. The other reason they call it ‘the cycle’.
GaryO - August 28, 2013, 9:59 am
Then you’ll gather your wits, stroll out of the bathroom with the renewed confidence that it’s really not you, approach your lady from the rear, while she’s making dinner, wrap your arms around her, and loving coo into her ear, ‘I know what’s wrong’.
GaryO - August 28, 2013, 9:58 am
At any given time, on the seamy underside of that lid could be all the DNA evidence you will need to explain why that %$#* sound you make when eating, or why the %$#* way you crinkle the sports page is so %$#* aggravating.
GaryO - August 28, 2013, 9:58 am
And during lift off, in a fit of spite, you may be tempted to scurry into the bathroom, lock the door, and lift the sacred lid…..DON’T!
GaryO - August 28, 2013, 9:57 am
Steve, Steve, Steve. Yer interplanetary origin is showing. Here on irth we get; pre, lift off, and post. The remaining three days are called ‘the preparation’. During this time we practice lid placement theory. It’s rather biblical.
lgvernon - August 28, 2013, 12:00 am

No, no, Steve. That's the Red Flag of Discouraged you're thinking of.
steve1961 - August 27, 2013, 11:35 pm
Must be nice only being disappointed 3 days/month...
lgvernon - August 27, 2013, 11:31 pm

That's just the disappointment leaking out of us. 5 soggy Ls.


OUR MODS - Creativity be thy name


TAGS: they are always good for a few yuks
Rating: 4.29/5

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rerun - June 16, 2010, 6:25 am

I confess...it was me. Since it was a CB one I had to put some thought into the rejection. It really was sweet, I sure wish I knew your source for those images
Claire - June 16, 2010, 3:16 am
I meant the mod lol.
Cubbybear - June 16, 2010, 1:34 am
It was my poster...LOL Now at naughtyfake
Claire - June 16, 2010, 1:26 am
I bet 5 lions that was Aggy.


JACK NICHOLSON -




DRINKING - Many times you cannot “undo” the mistakes made while drinking on a date


TAGS: mistakes i ve made a few
Rating: 4.16/5

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J1MBOB - May 19, 2011, 6:09 am
I'm with nitroid13 on this!
Greeny - March 24, 2011, 4:19 pm
Mopeds & Big Gals, they are both Dork Scooters
nitroid13 - March 24, 2011, 2:02 pm
id ride the f*ck out of that moped im sorry shes hot as hell
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 22, 2011, 4:19 am
Fair enough....you know what they say about fucking a fat chick?...it's like riding a moped....fun 'till your friends find out.
nitroid13 - March 22, 2011, 4:02 am
not a joke!!!
nitroid13 - March 22, 2011, 4:02 am
id hit that stone cold sober and not think twice!!!!!!
phydeaux - March 20, 2011, 2:57 am
It's the "harder" part that's hardest, if you'll excuse the pun...
Cubbybear - March 19, 2011, 4:33 pm
You have to admit girls like this try harder when it comes to lovin'.


DOUCHEBAGGERY -


TAGS: for a few back stabbbing sons a bitches
Rating: 3.76/5

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Ed-Hyde - November 23, 2009, 7:06 am
Agreed. Something about last week, the doucheflags were flyin'.


SHAKING AND SLURRED - Agdaniele disappeared from Motifake one day. We all knew that he had gone to a better place.


TAGS: guinness throw a few kegs over the wall now and then buddy
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

TheTrashHeap - February 12, 2010, 9:04 pm
See I predicted it months ago! Now we know were you really were!
tosser - December 29, 2009, 10:12 am
Destroy all those who are yourself! Do it! It's not a request. Filthy slimy little youselfs.
LogicDude - November 24, 2009, 9:35 am
Can he look for Bunny while he's there? She's still MIA...
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 9:19 pm
good I can stop now.
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 9:18 pm
[email protected] E
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 9:16 pm
AgdanielE went out and bought a grappling hook and a map of Dublin today.
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 12:03 am
(sorry about the puddle)


MELANCHOLY -


TAGS: inspired by a few comments i ve read
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Derek - October 4, 2009, 10:25 pm
After a while, returns a smile, when clever search criteria, finds many a file. :})


BED -


TAGS: so many questions so few to answere them
Rating: 3.09/5

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MisterJJ - April 1, 2010, 1:21 am
Hehe. Actually, yes I have. My daughter kept writing "b" and "d" the wrong way so I had her use this as a way to remember which way they go.


Bucket List -


TAGS: few more things to do
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 6, 2014, 2:18 am
Haven't been to the Philippines yet....
Thedge - December 5, 2014, 12:18 pm
Cost efficient place? Sorsogan, Philippines. Research the time of year. From what I know (limited) best bang for the buck.
mizzdizz - December 5, 2014, 11:59 am
I'll probably never finish my bucket list, but that means there's still more adventures to be had, things to do, places to see, things to learn... There are a couple of things that probably won't happen, but being able to surf again, may be doable!


SEMPER FIDELIS -


TAGS: united states marine corps birthday semper fidelis the few the proud usmc leathernecks devil dogs
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by TheConservativeInsurgent

Thedge - November 15, 2014, 1:24 pm
Ahh, the green wienie. FTA ! All the way ! That thing poked me more than once. Thought it was too busy to also cause grief for the jarheads. My bad.
mizzdizz - November 11, 2014, 7:22 am
My Ass Rides In Navy Equiptment! Thanks for serving Jarhead! Much love and a hug from this disabled NAVY vet! Once a year the Corpse has balls! The squids are too busy swabbing the deck to get dressed up and strut! LOL! Job well done, jarhead! SemperFi!
Greeny - November 10, 2014, 6:55 pm
yes, but let us not forget that big green weenie


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